Sex and the City Girls Go Wild.

One can never be without a frolic about town with your girlie friends. And this week did not disappoint. As i mentioned before, 42 Derby was taken over by the glam pack for a two day whirlwind of girlie pleasure.

First stop was drinks in the empty Northern Quarter.

This photo is the lead up to us ex-Filey girls to decide that we are the next generation of The Satorialist/Perez/Stephen Fry. Because, as we have said a thousand times before, people really do want to read/watch our lives unfold. We are funnier than TV and far messier than celebs so why the hell not. Classic quote of by the Glam Pack came from LB and her hope for a baron Slaggy Hudgens.

We live to spend and love to shop. We also have a penchant for a spot of bangers and mash. We do not like to wait for forty minutes for our potato to be squashed and bangers to be grilled but alas, we guzzled it down anyway. Look ho happy we is:

Then it off to Birdcage in our new ensembles to watch our new recruit LJ lick the insides of many a boy who crossed her path. Never before have i seen a girl work her feminine charms in such a helpful way. The only way we got to the bar that night. And for that we like her immensely.

My favourite part of the night has to be the Anal lesson 101 from LJ with the help of her beautiful assistant Branana. As you can see, they taught me well but i will definitely not be trying it out anytime soon.

I have also realised that by not only having images from a night out but also detailing all the events that happened, i will be able to remember the best years of my life so far that little bit easier. Sambuca and vodka never really help my short term memory.

Best lie of the night: "hi yeah my names Esmerelda. But you can call me Esme."

I love be able to spend time with all my lovelies and cannot wait for further frivolous fun.